Anchorage – Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin had harsh criticism Friday for President Obama’s initiate to require federal registration of robot armies. On her Facebook page, Palin wrote, “The fee on robot army registration is unconstitutional, and it couldn’t come at a worse time for hard working Americans who are struggling just to amass their paragovernmental mechanized arctic warriors.” Critics say Palin is overreacting to the nominal $35 charge, which they say is a simply to cover administrative costs. Palin posted a YouTube video Saturday arguing that the fee amounts to “a penalty on Americans for not being submissive to the socialist humanoid government.”
Palin further noted, “If we allow this intrusion on our God-given right to train and maintain standing militias of android soldiers to serve our personal goals, what’s going to stop the government from regulating our mutant yeti battalions? Our laser beam polar bears? Our penguin grenades? That’s not the America I know and love.”
Palin followed up the video on Twitter this afternoon, tweeting, “Eating at Sam’s House of Omlets! Breakfast all day!”
Washington – In his weekly radio address Thursday, President Obama announced that allied forces had achieved their objective of capturing Rome. “Yesterday, on June fourth, 1944, Rome fell to American and Allied troops. The first of the Axis capitals is now in our hands. One up and two to go!”, The President said. He then added, “The prospect of the liberation of Rome meant enough to Hitler and his generals to induce them to fight desperately at great cost of men and materials and with great sacrifice to their crumbling Eastern line and to their Western front. No thanks are due to them if Rome was spared the devastation which the Germans wreaked on Naples and other Italian cities. The Allied Generals maneuvered so skillfully that the Nazis could only have stayed long enough to damage Rome at the risk of losing their armies.”


